Rampant Lesbianism: An Investigative Report Part 2

By Jennifer Parello / October 9, 2009

(In our last installment, I traveled to Oklahoma City to investigate Senator Tom Coburn’s claims of “rampant” lesbianism in the…

Rampant Lesbianism: An Investigative Report Part 1

By Jennifer Parello / July 17, 2009

Senator Tom Coburn (Republican-Oklahoma) recently warned of “rampant” lesbianism in the Oklahoma public high school bathrooms. When I read this…

Me, Myself, and My Clone

By Jennifer Parello / July 1, 2009

My dream always has been to get a ventriloquist dummy that looks exactly like me. I would call this dummy…

Babies Schmabies

By Jennifer Parello / June 4, 2009

I’d make a lousy straight woman for a lot of reasons. The not-wanting-to-sleep-with-men-thing is the obvious answer. However, I’m much…

Blame It on the Bossa Nova

By Jennifer Parello / May 22, 2009

I made the mistake of watching a video of myself today, and decided that I’m entering my Eydie Gorme years.…

What to Wear to a Dog’s Funeral

By Jennifer Parello / May 8, 2009

I was getting dressed to go to the funeral service of a friend’s dog, when the phone rang. I glanced…

Drink With Me Elmo

By Jennifer Parello / April 24, 2009

I was sitting at home last night, working my way through a bottle of Proseco, and wondering what I should…

Wanna Be an Anecdote?

By Jennifer Parello / October 9, 2008

As I reached for the phone, I knew I was making a terrible mistake. But I dialed the number anyway.…

Lesbian 101: How To Be a Mistress

By Jennifer Parello / September 25, 2008

It’s raining out, and I’m bored, so I had no other option than to go to one of the online…

Lesbian 101: Feigning an Interest in Sports

By Jennifer Parello / September 11, 2008

The subject of this issue’s column—how to feign an interest in spectator sports—is one that I am uniquely unqualified to…

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