Why Isn’t Anyone Stalking Me?

By Jennifer Parello / July 12, 2011

I was having a quiet morning, sipping my coffee, when I heard my e-mail box ding with alarm. Actually, it…

Matchmaker, Matchmaker

By Jennifer Parello / June 30, 2011

Today, I received an e-mail from a woman I don’t know asking me to set up a friend of hers.…

10 Years

By Jennifer Parello / June 2, 2011

I moved into my first condo on September 10, 2001. That night, my then-girlfriend and I shared a bottle of…

An Ill Wind with Great Hair

By Jennifer Parello / May 19, 2011

I was awakened this morning by an ill wind. This wind was covered with fur and teeth. This wind has…

The Annulment

By Jennifer Parello / May 5, 2011

A couple of strange things happened recently: (1) I was asked to discuss my sex life while buying a new…

Someday My Prince Will Come

By Jennifer Parello / April 21, 2011

I am writing this column in my head while standing in a two-hour line at Disneyland to meet some $%#$^#*!…

Good News for Bus Riders

By Jennifer Parello / April 7, 2011

I’ve witnessed some shocking behavior on public transportation. I’ve sat next to people who have peeled off their socks, and…

Brand Loyalty

By Jennifer Parello / March 21, 2011

I am sitting at my desk at work, waiting for a phone call from a woman I’ve been courting. I…

OWN This Year 2011

By Jennifer Parello / January 27, 2011

Happy New Year, peeps! This will be a very exciting year, because, as you all know, it will be the…

Evolution of Love

By Jennifer Parello / December 3, 2009

I was at home sick last week, which gave me lots of time to catch up on daytime TV. One…

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