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I was having a quiet morning, sipping my coffee, when I heard my e-mail box ding with alarm. Actually, it…

Today, I received an e-mail from a woman I don’t know asking me to set up a friend of hers.…

I moved into my first condo on September 10, 2001. That night, my then-girlfriend and I shared a bottle of…

I was awakened this morning by an ill wind. This wind was covered with fur and teeth. This wind has…

A couple of strange things happened recently: (1) I was asked to discuss my sex life while buying a new…

I am writing this column in my head while standing in a two-hour line at Disneyland to meet some $%#$^#*!…

I’ve witnessed some shocking behavior on public transportation. I’ve sat next to people who have peeled off their socks, and…

I am sitting at my desk at work, waiting for a phone call from a woman I’ve been courting. I…

Happy New Year, peeps! This will be a very exciting year, because, as you all know, it will be the…

I was at home sick last week, which gave me lots of time to catch up on daytime TV. One…