Jennifer Parello

Dateland: The Evil Asparagus

By Jennifer Parello / June 21, 2018

This morning I received a call from my good friend, Stacy, detailing an unfolding work drama with her new archenemy.…

Dateland: Vowless

By Jennifer Parello / June 7, 2018

A year and a half ago, as we were drafting our wedding vows, I wanted us both to promise to…

Dateland: Shanghai Madam

By Jennifer Parello / May 24, 2018

Last week, I received the following email message from my friend Scott: “New bio of Wallis Simpson released. Read immediately.…

Dateland: The Fairy Tale Continues

By Jennifer Parello / April 26, 2018

Maybe it wasn’t the best idea to read a compilation of all the people who have been killed by alligators…

Dateland: Women I Don’t Like, Vol. 2

By Jennifer Parello / April 12, 2018

I’m Facebook friends with my archenemy. Several years ago, when I learned she was leaving the company we worked for,…

Dateland: Women I Don’t Like, Vol. 1

By Jennifer Parello / February 15, 2018

A few months ago, my spouse, C, was invited to dinner by a woman of some renown in their shared…

Dateland: Nitpicking

By Jennifer Parello / October 26, 2017

There is a theory that our human ancestors developed the ability to speak while checking each other for lice and…

Dateland: Total Eclipse Of My Heart

By Jennifer Parello / August 17, 2017

I’m writing this a few weeks before our world goes dark. A total solar eclipse will slide on a narrow…

Dateland: Missing The Diaper Years

By Jennifer Parello / July 6, 2017

I once asked a friend who works at the post office why there are so many rage shootings at her…

Dateland: Free Bird

By Jennifer Parello / May 25, 2017

Pet birds hate me. This is a problem I’ve had to deal with my entire life. Any time I visit…

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