Out in the Stars
by Charlene LichtensteinHoroscope for May 9-22 The Sun enters Gemini, giving us a rush of positive thoughts. Will you keep them to yourself, or spray them around town? Light up the night with some sparkling ideas.
ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 20)
Proud Rams think they have all the answers. And it may be the case that you are simply smarter than usual. Sun in Gemini begins to draw intelligent and strategic conclusions to some long-standing and vexing problems. For all we know, your outlandish and wild ideas have a basis in reality, and a real possibility of coming true. Of course, the opposite is also true. Ahem.
TAURUS (APRIL 21-MAY 21)
Something is especially charming and disarming about queer Bulls this period. As the Sun enters Gemini, you seem to know just what to do to build up your bank account, and spread the wealth around. This can make you very popular in certain circles. Heck, with your current state of largesse and generosity, it will make you popular in just about any circle! So, be choosy.
GEMINI (MAY 22-JUNE 21)
Sun in your own sign makes you popular, charismatic, and too good to be true. So, don’t hang around the house, and wait for someone to knock on your front door. This is an excellent time to spread your wings, and soar to the top of the social list. Become an A+ instead of Brand X. But then again, nothing is as good as Brand XXX in some groups….
CANCER (JUNE 22-JULY 23)
You can find yourself contemplating your navel. Or maybe even someone else’s navel. Whatever you decide to focus on, try to make the world a better place by doing so. Sun in Gemini gives you a flight of fancy, a spark of intuition, and a chance to reach out to the multitudes. This is not the time to engage in selfish pursuits. Give big, and eventually get more.
LEO (JULY 24-AUGUST 23)
Proud Lions enjoy being in the epicenter of the social swirl. Meet and greet with abandon. Not only are you friendlier than usual, but also you have an extra large dose of animal magnetism that attracts all charged particles equally. And you are a pretty charged-up particle yourself. What happens when the two collide? Lots of swirling dust, if you are lucky.
VIRGO (AUGUST 24-SEPTEMBER 23)
Even a mediocre idea or tired effort is rewarded greatly in your career this period. Queer Virgins may prefer to sit back, and let others do the work, while they grab all the credit. That would be a mistake Sun in Gemini would correct. At least, give the impression that you doing something. Those who deserve will get. Will you get what you deserve? Oh, dear.
LIBRA (SEPTEMBER 24-OCTOBER 23)
Travel brings with it unanticipated rewards, as Sun enters Gemini. Proud Libras should try to escape from the usual, and travel far afield. The world delivers happy adventure, interesting and exotic folks, and memories to burnish. If time and money are tight, loosen your strings closer to home with a new batch of pals who frantically seek neighborhood-based antics.
SCORPIO (OCTOBER 24-NOVEMBER 22)
Sun in Gemini makes queer Scorps especially flirty and seductive. You ache for love and a meaningful connection, and find it all over town. And you know just what to say to get what and whom you want. What a nice change of pace! So, do not hang on the rack waiting for a buyer. Jump off the shelf, and take a chance. Seek and ye shall find before you are marked down.
SAGITTARIUS (NOVEMBER 23-DECEMBER 22)
Relationships can become stronger, when Sun enters Gemini. Gay Archers are able to express themselves in a diplomatic and charming manner. And they are also more apt to listen carefully to partner concerns, and react appropriately. Single Sadges can send out a line, and hook a likely catch. How big a catch are you angling for? Pack the right bait. No, not worms.
CAPRICORN (DECEMBER 23-JANUARY 20)
Pink Caps can make great inroads into any new health, exercise, or diet regimen this period. Don’t be lazy. It is never too late get shipshape in time for cruise season. For those with a long “to-do” list, begin to tackle your busy work and your time-consuming projects, so you will not be too busy to play the field all through the summer. When in doubt, delegate.
AQUARIUS (JANUARY 21-FEBRUARY 19)
Sun in Gemini brings the rowdy party to you. As much as you try to lead a quiet life, you are drawn into the action. Aqueerians not only can find innovative ways of having fun, but also can tap into their artistic well, and create a masterpiece. Write, dance, paint, or even act. You have a wellspring of creativity that needs to be released before it slowly leaks out and evaporates.
PISCES (FEBRUARY 20-MARCH 20)
Guppies truly can enjoy their home and their personal surroundings this period. Maybe it’s because you easily can make little changes around the house that have a great impact, making it more comfortable and inviting. Enjoy your space with a special group of friends and certain family members. And, if you can get them to cook for you, all the better!
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